Happy Star Wars Day 2016! (#189)

This is going to be a very short post, because the day is almost over and I only just realised that it's Star Wars Day. I mean, don't get me wrong, people have been talking about it at school and on the internet all day, but for some crazy reason, it just slipped my mind that I should make a post about Star Wars Day on a blog with Star Wars in the description... damn. Anyway, yes. I suppose all I can really think to do as a little celebration is make up a few quick Star Wars puns. These are guaranteed to be 100% unfunny or 100% hilarious depending on your opinion of puns. Some of them actually contain spoilers by the way.

'You are an enormous Star Wars fan.'
'Am not.'
'R2!'

What is Chewbacca's favourite cereal?
Wookiee Crisp.

How does the princess of Alderaan stay warm in the Winter?
She wears an extra Leia of clothing.

What's the weather forecast on Coruscant today?
Mace Windy.

What happened to the protocol droid after its eye circuits got damaged?
It could no longer C-3PO.

Where do the Sith shop for new clothes?
At the Darth Mall.

What do you get when you add happiness to Han Solo's son?
Smile-o Ren.

How did the conversation go between Anakin and his Jedi master when he saved him from trouble?
'I owe you one, Anakin.'
'Yes, you Obi-Wan.'

Obi-Wan's mentor made some foolish mistakes. But you know what they say; let Qui-Gons be Qui-Gons.

What do you get when you cross Daisy Ridley with the Sun?
A Rey of Light.

What country is a rebellious Stormtrooper from?
Finn-land.

Well there you go. After those, I'm sure you all either love me or hate me now. Maybe you've heard some of them before, but I made them up on the spot and I didn't Google any.

May the 4th be with you ;)
Thomas